these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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