Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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