are you so shy because you have an std?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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