ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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