Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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