why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he shaved USA in his pubs
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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