i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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