maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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