I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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