I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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