doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Let's get the cat blown out
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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