rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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