the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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