your room smells of hookers.
And success
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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