It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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