she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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