I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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