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it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize