I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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