I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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