Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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I find it odd that you have that frame of reference. When exactly did you see a mastadon's wing wang?
and when exactly did you see appropriate to refer to it as a 'wing wang'?
Plus.... He juggles. Which is a plus, especially if you like to..... You know..... Have stuff get.... Well.... Juggled. \n\nI guess...
So you're saying he's got a big dick and he's good at working his balls?
Oh Durham (:
"Hung like a mastodon." That's gotta be my new favorite saying.
So... It's unwashed, completely covered by the surrounding hair, and he's probably never been able to see it without the aide of mirrors? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. Good thing he's got juggling to fall back on.
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