I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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