i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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