He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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