I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
That accounts for only three of the penises
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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