It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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