we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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