is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just googled if crying burns calories
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
