Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
