i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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