we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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