I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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