When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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