there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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