Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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