I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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