you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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