I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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