she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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