Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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