do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My dick has a subreddit
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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