I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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