He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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