How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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