No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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