She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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