seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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