No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i think im in europe. pls send help
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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