We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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