I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
