i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
