I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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