we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
