We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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