i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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