He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Randomize
