hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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