I wanna bring you to show and tell
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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