Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We are two peas in an std pod
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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