forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Bring me that man meat
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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